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Breaking Down The Craziest Half-Inning In Television History
Thanks to Meghan for pointing me to the best laugh-out-loud read I’ve had in ages. The best fact check since Mark Twain’s evisceration of the writings of James Fenimore Cooper.
Woman 1: He's at his hottest right now.
Woman 2: Yeah.
Woman 1: Like, if he was standing in your kitchen without his shirt on?
Woman 2: Yeah, totally.
I don’t even know what’s real any more.
IT’S LIKE THEY READ MY MIND.
Bronson Arroyo pitching for the Reds; my Great Aunt Peg pitching for the Phillies
A visual representation of the musicians I’ve recently had crushes on. (This picture makes me feel like I need to take a bath.)
Updated to add:
It’s a SICKNESS!
Okay I got it all out over on the blog so that I can stop bothering you fine Tumblr folk with it, but for the few of you left who still want to read my feelings about baseball, here you go. (And how could you not be curious with lines like “I pity heterosexual boys who are into baseball”?)
I think he knew I was there.
But strangely, I didn’t even realize what was happening. No-hitters have always confused me: that guy hit the ball, pop-fly, but it was caught, that guy was walked when Broyo hit him with the pitch… but apparently he was on his way to one. And there I was, obliviously tweeting about peanuts.
Do pay attention, Zan. (SPORTS!)
(Also: Dr. Heimlich was there! I nearly choked on my spicy mett!)
I LOVE BASEBALL
(Source: youtube.com)
