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Mar 30, 2010
@ 5:17 pm
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A List of Things I’m Currently Blaming on the Large Hadron Collider

  1. The weather
  2. This creeping pain in my left knee
  3. An influx in the number of men we hear talking crazy talk outside of our window in the middle of the night
  4. The poor performance of my cell phone battery
  5. The lack of pine nuts in my salad at lunch
  6. Losing at Scrabble
  7. Lady Gag(a)