I had this whole big thing written up about Chris Christie’s speech the other night, specifically about the part where he said that bureaucrats shouldn’t come between an American citizen and her doctor, about how when it all comes down to it, the only real differences between the Elephants and the Asses are their views on the issue of choice, but it was rambling and angry and I’m just tired of being angry so instead here’s Samantha Bee to make us all laugh about it.