Magic Isn't Real! By Natalie Dee »
“We’re all gonna die, and we’re lucky if we get to be old.” Quit spending your hard-earned money on shit in tiny jars.
Reminds me of when we were all talking about beauty routines at ladies’ night (as you do) and I said I don’t really use lotion apart from my hands and Amy Shaps said “You’ll get wrinkles” and I said “I’ll get wrinkles anyway.” And I’ll save money in the process so I’ll (hopefully) be a wrinkled old lady who has enough money to buy myself an ice cream cone. Wrinkled old ladies eating ice cream cones!
