My cousin's band, Apollo Run, might get to perform on Letterman and I would love it very much if you would go vote for them. »
They force you to like a couple pages on FB, which is very dumb, but it would be awesome if you’d do that for me.
Funny that: this guy’s cousin is also my brother! Plus, you can totally hide this stuff after you vote, and it will all be totally worth it if I get to see the gap-toothed comedian introduce my brother’s band on national television. (I was going to make a top ten list for why you should go vote for them, but I haven’t had any lunch and my blood sugar is low and so you’ll just have to take my word for it!)