Every time I go to the mall*, I’m changed in some small but fundamental way. After my first visit, I started eating a lot more potato chips. After my last visit, I bought a black leather jacket with shoulder pads.

This past visit found me turning up the radio when this song came on. Followed by a terrifying appreciation of an Evanescence ditty.

*The only Apple store for miles is in said mall, and it’s an unfortunate and unavoidable trip when your computer breaks.